90% of the game is half mental

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A polish man gets married to an american lady (even though his english is not so good).

After 2 years he goes to a solicitor for a divorce.
Lawyer: What grounds you got?
Polish dude: 2 acres with a house.
Lawyer: No, I mean what is the foundations of the case?
Polish dude: Cement.
Lawyer: (sights) Why do you wanna divorce??
Polish dude: Cause she is gonna kill me.
Lawyer: What makes you say that??
Polish dude: I’ve got proof.
Lawyer: What proof?
Polish dude: She’s gonna poison me.
Lawyer: But how do you know?
Polish dude: She bought it from a drug store and she kept the bottle on a shelf in the bathroom.
Lawyer: What does it say on the bottle?
Polish dude: “POLISH REMOVER”

P.S.: Any resemblance to real people is purely coincidental.

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I’ve had recurring nightmares that I was loved for who I am.

– Muse (Hoodoo)

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Bite me!

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Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

– Joan Crawford

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One Day in the Afternoon of the World

Teatru radiofonic - O zi din dupa-amiaza lumii
Dramatizare de Liliana Ursu după William Saroyan. Regia artistică: Leonard Popovici. În distribuţie: Victor Rebengiuc, Mariana Mihuţ, Florian Pittiş, Constantin Dinulescu, Ion Besoiu, Mirela Gorea, Vasile Manta, Simona Bondoc, Doina Tamaş, Papil Panduru, Ion Chelaru. Regia de studio: Rodica Leu. Regia muzicală: Romeo Chelaru. Regia tehnică: ing. Tatiana Andreicic. Înregistrare din 1987. Follow the link and enjoy!

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